понедельник, 30 марта 2015 г.

jikLululemon’s New Anti-Ball-Crushing Pants Are A Huge Hitde

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pantsIf any athletic wear company knows about the importance of paying attention to their customers’ genitals, it’s Lululemon. The company lost much of its leadership and annoyed a lot of people over a 2013 fiasco involving pants that were inexplicably translucent in the crotch area. Now the company has found success by explicitly marketing a new line of pants for men for their non-testicle-crushing properties.


I was not aware this was an issue in the pants industry, but the “action slacks,” called the ABC Pant, have been a huge hit so far. While Lululemon is normally associated with women, their menswear sales are up. ABC, of course, stands for “anti-ball-crushing.”


How much will trousers with precision anti-ball-crushing engineering set you back? The ABC pants cost $128.


Lululemon’s smash new hit: Pants with manhood in mind [CNN]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

jikHow Baseball Became America’s Favorite Monopolyde

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In theory, spring has finally sprung. But forget crocuses and breathably warm air; the real sign of seasonal change is baseball, America’s favorite monopoly. Major League Baseball has the dubious distinction not only of being entirely exempt from antitrust law, but also being the only major league sport with such a privilege. With the start of the 2015 season still some days away, we have time to take a look at the history, and the possible future, of this quirk.

Where did the antitrust exemption come from?

In short, from a 1922 Supreme Court ruling.


In the early parts of the 20th century, professional baseball was far from unified under the single Major League Baseball header of today. There were multiple early leagues, separate entities trying to muddle through how to run a money-making baseball business in an era before TV deals and $12 hot dogs.


That led to some turf challenges, of a sort, and groups trying to prevent other groups from competing. And so it came to pass that in 1915, the Federal Baseball Club in Baltimore sued the National and American Leagues under the Clayton Antitrust Act.


The defendants were found indeed to be behaving like anticompetitive jerks, and were fined. And like any business would do, they appealed.


The appeals court basically reversed the decision of the lower court, and ruled that baseball was not subject to the Sherman Antitrust Act (and, therefore, that the first verdict couldn’t hold up). The Federal league did not like that, and appealed the appeal. Appeal the appellate court and, well, you end up before the Supreme Court.


And so, in a unanimous ruling on Federal Baseball Club v. National League, the Supreme Court ruled that baseball was indeed to be held as exempt from antitrust rules.


What’s the logic there?

That baseball is not an interstate business.


No, really.


Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes wrote the unanimous opinion that although all of the clubs and teams that did the playing of the baseball games were in different cities and different states, and although they had to travel to each other to play those games, that the actual games were local and so therefore did not qualify as interstate commerce.


“The fact that, in order to give the exhibitions, the Leagues must induce free persons to cross state lines and must arrange and pay for their doing so is not enough to change the character of the business,” Holmes wrote. “The transport is a mere incident, not the essential thing. That to which it is incident, the exhibition, although made for money, would not be called trade of commerce in the commonly accepted use of those words.”


Holmes contuinued, “Personal effort not related to production is not a subject of commerce. That which in its consummation is not commerce does not become commerce among the states because the transportation that we have mentioned takes place.”


So: a baseball game (“exhibition”) is not commerce, because there is nothing produced at the end. And it doesn’t become interstate commerce if you cross state lines to do it, because it’s not commerce to begin with.


And that’s held up?

Mostly.


The Supreme Court has reaffirmed baseball’s antitrust exemption twice since 1922: once in Toolson v. New York Yankees (1953), and again in Flood v. Kuhn (1972). However, the Court did agree in Flood that baseball, while still exempt, is in fact interstate commerce.


Okay, but the first case was 93 years ago. How does MLB still benefit from it today?

The original issues from 1915, about free agency and player contracts, are long since subject to other laws. Today, the biggest issue in the exemption has to do with team relocation.


In other sports, if a team in City A has flagging attendance, merch sales, and has lost its ability to generate revenue and attract fans, that team can relocate itself to City B. In baseball, the league specifically has to approve such a move. It can still happen — the Montreal Expos became the Washington Nationals ten years ago now — but it’s rare. The Nats’ move was the first since 1972, and none has happened since.


Which brings us neatly to the present day.


What’s the status of the exemption now? Is it ever going away?

There’s a case in the works right now that could bring the matter back to the Supreme Court in the near future.


The city of San Jose, CA has been trying to woo the Oakland Athletics to their side of the bay for many years. In 2013, the city filed a suit claiming MLB was unlawfully blocking the move. In January of this year, the Court of Appeals for the Ninth Circuit, in San Francisco, ruled against the city and for MLB, saying that baseball’s antitrust exemption is “one of federal law’s most enduring anomalies,” only to be changed by Congress or the Supreme Court.


And so, like the Federal Baseball Club of Baltimore before them, the city of San Jose is heading to D.C., to try to get the nation’s highest court to hear their case.


It’s too soon to know of the current crop of Justices will decide to hear the arguments or not — and even if they do, there’s no guessing how they’d rule. But it is indeed possible that this particular quirk of American law will not make it to a hundredth anniversary.




by Kate Cox via Consumerist

пятница, 27 марта 2015 г.

jikGroupon’s Post About The Banana Bunker Turned Into A Festival Of Dignified Lewd Jokesde

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Let’s be honest: the Banana Bunker, an adjustable plastic tube meant to protect your banana from bruising or other damage when you carry it as a snack, is a hilarious piece of snack equipment that looks like a space-age sex toy. It just does. That’s why we have to commend Groupon’s Facebook team for not only making sure to highlight the Bunker’s availability, but responding to all jokes that potential customers and Facebook jokesters made.

This kind of advertising literally pays: they’ve sold out of the 570 three-packs of Banana Bunkers that this post was meant to move, yet the post sort of took on a life of its own.


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fanny_pack


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We often highlight social media marketing when it goes terribly wrong, so it’s only fair that we highlight when it’s done correctly. Well done, Groupon.


Banana Bunker [Facebook] (via Adweek)




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

jikHome Of Minnesota Twins Enters The Outrageous Bloody Mary Game With Pepperoni Pizza Garnishde

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Perhaps inspired by its neighboring state of Wisconsin’s formidable, pioneering efforts in the category of outrageously over-the-top Bloody Marys, the Minnesota Twins will be offering their own attempt at ridiculous beverage garnishes with a new drink that comes with a slice of pepperoni pizza stuck on a skewer.

That slice of pizza may not involve the level of complexity involved in this stackable, cheap masterpiece, nor does it include an entire fried fowl, but you’ve got to give them an A for effort, because pizza is delicious.


Along with the pizza there are other important food groups involved: There’s a beef stick (great food group), two kinds of cheese (best food group), an olive, celery and a pickle spear. The whole thing goes for $19 and comes with a beer back because come on, you have to have a beer with a Bloody Mary to do it right.


Twins former first baseman Kent Hrbek has his name on a bar and restaurant behind home plate at Target Field in Minneapolis. He Tweeted the new pizza Bloody Mary offering out yesterday, calling it the College Daze Bloody Mary.






This actually combines two over-the-top food trends — crazy stadium food AND wacky Bloody Marys, so good job on that one, Hrbek.




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist

jikFTC Shuts Down Credit Repair Business Masquerading As The Federal Trade Commissionde

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Fraudsters have been known to scam unsuspecting consumers by claiming to be agents with the federal government. So, in a bit of poetic justice, the Federal Trade Commission had a hand in shutting down a business calling itself the “FTC Credit Solutions.”


The (legitimate) FTC announced today that a federal court granted its request to halt the operation of the company allegedly using false connections with the Commission to market bogus credit repair services to Spanish-speaking consumers.


According to a FTC complaint [PDF], the company – along with its employees – deceived consumers in advertisements and phone calls by claiming to be affiliated with or licensed by the FTC, falsely promising that they could remove negative information from consumers’ credit reports, and guaranteeing consumers a credit score of 700 or above within six months or less.


In some instances, Guillermo Leyes, the marketing director for the company, promoted the services on the radio and in videos posted on the internet.


The pitches, which were presented in Spanish, feature Leyes boasting about his experience in credit solutions.



“Fourteen years working in banking tells you that I can help you. I was the first to come here on the radio, bringing you what is called credit restructuring. And what many ask, how are we going to remove a bankruptcy? This is impossible. How are you going to remove it? They have had to hold their tongues and say, well, we don’t know how he does it. And I am not going to tell them either. Because to do it I have not rested my brain, to do it I studied and to do it I have a license direct[ly] from the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission.”



Subsequent calls placed to the company by FTC investigators posing as consumers uncovered instances in which employees of the company routinely said the operation “works under the Federal Trade Commission, which is a law that was signed by the President in 2010.”


Employees also falsely promised that the company could “delete” and “get [the investigator] a pardon” for $19,000 in debt.


In addition to making false statements about an affiliation with the Commission, the FTC alleges that the company unlawfully charged consumers fees in advance of providing the promised credit repair service.


The company was also found to have sent false information to major credit bureaus.


According to the FTC, the company and employees, Maria Bernal, Guillermo Leyes, Jimena Perez and Fermin Campos, violated the FTC Act by misrepresenting their affiliation with the FTC and violated the Credit Repair Organizations Act (CROA) by charging upfront fees for services.


At FTC’s Request, Court Shuts Down Credit Repair Scam That Impersonates FTC [The Federal Trade Commission]




by Ashlee Kieler via Consumerist

jikGood News: RadioShack Says Consumer Information Isn’t Part Of Bankruptcy Auctionde

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Earlier this week, we reported that the one of the assets of the former RadioShack empire up for sale is the tens of millions of names, mailing addresses, phone numbers, and e-mail addresses that the retailer has collected from its customers. Many states’ attorneys general objected to this possible sale, noting that it may violate Texas law and the company’s own privacy policies. Fortunately, that consumer data is not yet for sale.

Liquidators Hilco Streambank listed this information as one of the Shack’s assets that would be for sale, alongside the company’s domain names, house brands, and patent portfolio. Yet the auction has an official consumer privacy ombudsman who looks out for, well, consumer privacy. The ombud, New York attorney Elaine Frejka, sent a letter to the bankruptcy judge in response to the letters from the attorneys general of Texas and other states objecting to the possible sale of consumer data.


Her response is simple: RadioShack told her that they aren’t selling consumer data.



I have been advised by the Debtors that customer lists and other customer-related information (the Customer Data”) will not be included as part of the sale to be considered by the Court on March 26, 2015. In light of the fact that the sale of Personally Identifiable Information, as defined in section 101(41A) of the Bankruptcy Code, is not at issue at this time, the Ombudsman respectfully submits that filing a report at this time would not benefit the Court or other parties-in-interest.



This doesn’t definitively rule out selling the data in the future, but it isn’t part of the current auction.


Shoppers’ personal info not part of RadioShack sale: ombudsman [Reuters]




by Laura Northrup via Consumerist

jikiPhone Owner Watching Thief’s Selfies Post To Her Facebook Accountde

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Vanity, thy name is smartphone thief: We’re no strangers to the tale of the narcissistic villain who’s ultimately caught after uploading photos taken on the pilfered phones somewhere the owner can see them. That’s the ending one iPhone owner is hoping for, as she’s been watching the person who stole her device unwittingly send them straight to the owner’s Facebook account.

The 23-year-old Denver woman says she was at a bar last Friday night around closing time, when a woman got a bit too close.


“She leaned in to say something into my ear. Things were loud, and I felt a tug on my purse,” she tells 9News. Suddenly, both her phone and the girl were gone.


Thinking her phone was a lost cause, she logged into Facebook on Monday morning and had a bit of hope spring up, as she started seeing photos apparently taken by the thief upload automatically to a private Facebook folder set up for that purpose. She can then decide whether or not to post them.


The woman she remembers from the bar is going around downtown Denver, snapping pics while she goes, she says.


“It actually becomes a lot more plausible for me to get it back when she starts posting selfies,” she said.


The thief has been stirring up trouble in the meantime — responding to a friend of the owner’s request to pick her up from the airport and saying she would, and then not showing, of course.


Thus far, police have tried calling the phone, and whoever answered said they’d return the phone. That didn’t happen.


Police are now offering a reward of up to $2,000 to find the selife-loving thief.


Again, we’ve seen this resolved happily in the past when such evidence is so plentiful, so there’s a good chance for a positive outcome here, too. As long as there are people who love taking pictures of themselves, there are ways of identifying them.


Selfie-loving iPhone thief taunts owner [9News]




by Mary Beth Quirk via Consumerist